shortformblog:

Ellen DeGeneres will reprise her role as Dory, the blue fish introduced in 2003’s Finding Nemo, and co-director Andrew Stanton will return to helm Finding Dory as well. We hope you’ve been practicing your Whale. source
Update: For all of those concerned about a possible April Fools’ prank, it’s worth noting that this story wasn’t posted until after the start of normal business hours on April 2. Oh, and Ellen confirmed the news on her show. — Scott @ SFB

shortformblog:

Ellen DeGeneres will reprise her role as Dory, the blue fish introduced in 2003’s Finding Nemo, and co-director Andrew Stanton will return to helm Finding Dory as well. We hope you’ve been practicing your Whale. source

Update: For all of those concerned about a possible April Fools’ prank, it’s worth noting that this story wasn’t posted until after the start of normal business hours on April 2. Oh, and Ellen confirmed the news on her show. — Scott @ SFB

lolsofunny:

calins:

I AM DYING

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lolsofunny:

calins:

I AM DYING

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thefuuuucomics:

White People Almost Kissing, a book by Nicholas Sparks

thefuuuucomics:

White People Almost Kissing, a book by Nicholas Sparks

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gettinfitt-er:

VEGAN NO BAKE COOKIE BLIZZARD. (omg)
A creamy, vegan and gluten free peanut butter banana blizzard with bits of wholesome no bake cookie bites throughout.

Author: Minimalist Baker
Recipe type: Dessert
Cuisine: Vegan, Gluten Free
Serves: 2



Ingredients
2 ripe bananas, previously peeled, quartered and frozen
2 Tbsp crunchy, natural salted peanut butter
⅓ – ⅔ cup non-dairy milk (I used Silk Coconut)
3-4 PB stuffed no bake cookie bites



Instructions
Add your bananas, peanut butter and non-dairy milk to the blender and blend until thick, creamy and smooth. Start out with less milk to ensure you achieve a thick texture, then add more to ensure it all blends evenly.
Once blended, drop in two no bake cookie bites and give it two more pulses to loosely mix.
Pour into two serving glasses, and top with another crumbled no bake cookie bite (optional). Serve immediately.




Nutrition Information
Serving size: 1 blizzard Calories: 513 Fat: 21 g Carbohydrates: 67 g Sugar: 39 g Fiber: 11 g Protein: 16 g



Yummmmmm

gettinfitt-er:

VEGAN NO BAKE COOKIE BLIZZARD. (omg)

A creamy, vegan and gluten free peanut butter banana blizzard with bits of wholesome no bake cookie bites throughout.
Author: Minimalist Baker
Recipe type: Dessert
Cuisine: Vegan, Gluten Free
Serves: 2
Ingredients
  • 2 ripe bananas, previously peeled, quartered and frozen
  • 2 Tbsp crunchy, natural salted peanut butter
  • ⅓ – ⅔ cup non-dairy milk (I used Silk Coconut)
  • 3-4 PB stuffed no bake cookie bites
Instructions
  1. Add your bananas, peanut butter and non-dairy milk to the blender and blend until thick, creamy and smooth. Start out with less milk to ensure you achieve a thick texture, then add more to ensure it all blends evenly.
  2. Once blended, drop in two no bake cookie bites and give it two more pulses to loosely mix.
  3. Pour into two serving glasses, and top with another crumbled no bake cookie bite (optional). Serve immediately.
Nutrition Information
Serving size: 1 blizzard Calories: 513 Fat: 21 g Carbohydrates: 67 g Sugar: 39 g Fiber: 11 g Protein: 16 g

Yummmmmm

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jamellowbear:

“Never let go Rose. Never let go.”

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lolsofunny:

jamellowbear:

“Never let go Rose. Never let go.”

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bootyxqueen:

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

laughing so fucking hard

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lolsofunny:

bootyxqueen:

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

laughing so fucking hard

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aplacetolovedogs:

Bailey Puggins and Moe-Moe want to wish everyone a Happy Easter!

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lolsofunny:

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lolsofunny:

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is it completely irresponsible to quit a full-time job, without having another job lined up?

my hair is turning gray, my stomach always hurts, and i think i’m a mean person in this position.

help :-(

ive-been-triggered-by-kankri:

likeafieldmouse:

Heike Mutter & Ulrich Genth - Tiger & Turtle (2011) - A walk-along “roller coaster”

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO THE LOOP-DE-LOOP

DO YOU HAVE TO RUN AND DO YOUR BEST OR WHAT

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